Sneeze Miscellaneous

Unrecorded Songs

Bands, Jobs and Girlfriends
I got side tracked by a girl, yeah she run me over
in a field of clover, now it's over

I had high hopes for my band, we were ready to rock and roll
we were called the Boogie Band
and then they cancelled Countdown, what a let down

I got layed off from my job, I got canned at Edgels
I should have joined the union, not the Grinders

bands, jobs and girlfriends (say what you like)
bands, jobs and girlfriends (say what you like)
bands, jobs and girlfriends (say what you like)

Going For The Drive
I'm not going to the beach for the swimming
I'm going for the drive
top of the hill, cool breeze through the window
baby by my side
I'm no going to go out in the sunshine
I'm going for the drive
I'm not going to the beach for the swimming
I'm going for the drive
I'm not going for the green or the greenery
I'm going for the drive

Going Skiing
I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird
I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird
I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird
I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird
when I get to the top of the slopes
I look down on the mountain side
should I traverse, cross country, snow plow or parallel
or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide

House Keeping
Hello, house keeping, house keeping
would you like any towels, fresh towels
house keeping, hello
I'm still sleeping
would you like any fresh towels
no fresh towels, I'm still sleeping
would you like any fresh towels, house keeping, hello
I'm still sleeping
hello
I'm still sleeping
would you like any fresh towels
I'm still sleeping
hello, house keeping
I'm still sleeping
ok I'll come back tomorrow
I'm sleeping.

Dirt Diet
That was an awesome thing to do
the way you do the things you do
that was an awesome thing to say
said in a most round-about way

That was an awesome thing to do
the way you do the things you do
that was an awesome thing to say
said in a most roundabout tingtang wallawalla bingbong way

Ripped Jeans (live version)
now I think maybe my hair's too long
little bit too hot when summer comes along
like Joey and Marky and Tommy and DD

ripped jeans ripped jeans ripped jeans
back in the cupboard sick of the scene
ripped jeans ripped jeans ripped jeans
back in the cupboard sick of the scene

you are the cutest girl there'll ever be
I get a bunch full when I think about your knees
like Blacky and Joey and Marky and DD

ripped jeans ripped jeans ripped jeans
back in the cupboard sick of the scene
ripped jeans ripped jeans ripped jeans
back in the cupboard sick of the scene

oh ripped jeans now
I don't wanna take them out or hang about on me
right now

Cute As A Button
Well at first it was nothing
then you danced to Todd Rundgren
I ka-new it was something (?)
now I can't get you out of my mind

'cause you're Cute As A Button
Cute As A Button
Cute As A Button, now I can't take my eyes off you

I never told you before 'cause I'm shy
but now I'm high and I ain't holding back
"What The World Is Waiting For" I'm waiting for
at the Sub Club with you drinking Black

'cause you're Cute As A Button
Cute As A Button
Cute As A Button, now I can't take my eyes off you

1-800 Billy Ruane (or 1-800 Li'l Marine)
Someone said that I just might
be in love with Julie from Bite
well she's a full time resident monster hunter
an olive green cuddly toy
call 1800 Billy Ruane

(When We Were Kids We Played) Dress Ups    (Dalton/Morgan/Pegram)

When we were kids we played dress ups
and now we just play up
Looking back on all my childhood memories
When we'd fight we wouldn't have to break up

When I'd sneak out I didn't need to slap on some aftershave
that would probably give me away
I gotta ask myself some hometruths
'Cause on the face of it
I just can't see how we can make up

She wasn't play-acting when I heard her tell her friends on the phone
"I need a wife, a lover, a sister, a nanny and a nurse
I can't play so many roles at once"
'Cause when we were kids we were wearing daddy's oversize suit
and slipping out of mumma's shoes and now we're just a-breaking apart

In the playground that was you pushing me on the swing
a car-key swapping, spin the bottle, pass-the-parcel around
you get away with that when you're just a kid
but not like now, it's the saddest sight around

I wasn't play-acting when she heard me tell her friend on the phone
"I want more than a wife, a lover, a sister, a nanny and a nurse
She can't play so many roles at once"
Cause when we were kids we were wearing daddy's oversize suit
and slipping out of mumma's shoes and now we're just a-breaking apart

When we were kids we played dress-ups
And now we're still breaking up
I'm just looking back on my childhood memories
when we fight we wouldn't have to break up

A one night stand isn't a slumber party
if you thought it was you're kidding yourself
'Cause sticks and stones well maybe they'll break my bones
but never hurt as much as right now, now we're breaking up

She wasn't play-acting when I heard her tell her friends on the phone
"I need a wife, a lover, a sister, a nanny and a nurse
I can't play so many roles at once"
'Cause when we were kids we were wearing daddy's oversize suit
and slipping out of mumma's shoes and now we're just a-breaking apart

'Cause when we were kids we played dress-ups
And now we just play up.