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Lost The Spirit To Rock and Roll

Wu-Li
I'm twenty freakin' eight
it's not funny anymore
I'm so fucked up
want somebody to love me
I had so much money
oh my god, I've lost everything

I'm thirty freakin' three
I'm a big joke
everyone's laughing at me
why do they always taunt me
where is all of my money
I knew everything
oh my god, well I thought I knew everything

We could've been content
we could've been contenders
we could've been somebodies
now we're somebody's story that we met on a bender
it's never going to end

We used to draw a crowd
in any city pub
Friday night, Saturday night, Monday night
we try, get tight
now we can't even draw
any money out of the ATM
oh my god, we lost everything

wu-li, where was I when you needed me
wu-li, where was I when you needed me
wu-li, where was I when you needed me
wu-li, yeah

About Wu-Li:
Written one morning while on their tour of the US in 1998. It was after a fairly big night, Nic stumbled out of some bushes where he'd been hiding all night and found Tom with a near-empty bottle of Sambucca and a guitar, sitting on the ground outside the shack. Nic sat down and they started to write Wu-Li.

Too Much Man To Be My Woman
You're too much man to be my woman now
can't you see, I'm an AC, you're a DC
don't know which one's which
lets just say, I don't swing your way
you want me to swing
and I won't be your bitch
you're too much man to be my woman

maybe if we was in jail
we'd let opposites attract
how's it go
even though you like me
I don't like you back
at least not in that way
you're too much man to be my woman
you're too much man to be my woman

Doctor Of Love
Six o'clock in the morning telephone ring
voice on the other end said
is the doctor in
well is the doctor in
is the doctor in

so i turned to my lady and i said
scalpel
I've got to make a house call
oh, it's an emergency
I'm needed in surgery
and I'm a doctor of love
doctor of love

so i turned to my lady and i said
scalpel
I've got to make a house call
oh, it's an emergency
I'm needed in surgery
and I'm a doctor of love

oh no, you don't need no appointment
doctor of love
let me show you where to put that ointment
doctor of love
doctor of love
there's nothing wrong with that
doctor of love
doctor of love

About Doctor Of Love:
Chosen as a single after being requested and loved so much at mid-week Annandale and Sando residencies around the mid to late 90s.

Deaf Girl, Dumb Guy, Blind Love
Deaf girl, why don't you listen to your friends
when they call to tell you
they've seen that dumb guy
he's been out with other girls
and you thought you were his Mary
it's blind love

Deaf girl, why you always dreaming about that dumb guy
he'll never take you home
it's blind love

Why do you try to turn a blind eye
just like a video referee
when you know he won't even try
how many times you stumble over the line

To that, deaf girl
if you could only hear them singing
it would make you want to leave that dumb guy
he won't leave other girls alone
and you thought you were his Mary
it's blind love

(You're Not) The 'Onely One
You're not the 'onely one
You're not the lonely one
You're not the 'onely one
You're not the lonely one

There's a lot of lovin' people out there
with a lot to live and would love to give and care
someone who looks a little like you
but you walk around with your head down
you want to get one
you want to get you some
you gotta learn to put it out

Been burned before
well everyone's been done
it ain't everyone
there's a lot of people out there
with a lot to live and would love to give and care

Someone looks a little like you
could be those surfer chicks growin' tired with the surfer dudes
you know the one I'm talking about
that drove by with their boards in the back
you gotta help them get it out
you're not the 'onely one

You're not the 'onely one
You're not the lonely one
You're not the 'onely one
You're not the lonely one

gonna find you a good, good woman
there's a lot of lonely, lonely ladies
with a lot to live and would love to give
to someone who looks a little like you
oh, ohhh
you're not the 'onely one

You're not the 'onely one
You're not the lonely one
You're not the 'onely one
You're not the lonely one

There's a lot of lovin' people out there...

(Don't Go) Distant
Hey boyfriend, love of my life
Talk to me straight once in a while
Hit that pipe and you'll go distant
Don't go distant

Cause you're not the 'Onely One
in our loving home tonight
My heart's on the table
Sit with me by the candle light
Don't hit that pipe
or you'll go distant
Don't go distant
Don't go distant

When you get out of it
I'll feel left out of it
I'll be left out of it
x2

Hey boyfriend, light of my life
Talk to me straight once in a while
Don't hit that pipe or you'll go distant
Don't go distant
Don't go distant

I married you, I didn't marijuana

So doncha go distant
Stone cold distant

About Don't Go Distant:
The song's about trying to get someone off the dope 'cause when they're high, they're distant with you.

Maybe Moving In Together Wasn't Such A Good Idea
Maybe Moving In Together Wasn't Such A Good Idea

Kizmet, karma seemed destined to fooled me
who would have thought it
certainly not yours truly
before you sign again
remember what you done, did
I'm telling you face to face
this ain't a note left on the fridge

Maybe Moving In Together Wasn't Such A Good Idea

On the occasional Friday we'd stay in
The league turned down
and no one coming round
now the lounge is crowded
and you've scratched "Super Dude 1"
c'mon boy break the lease and take the money and run

Maybe Moving In Together Wasn't Such A Good Idea
Maybe Moving In Together Wasn't Such A Good Idea

kismet, karma seemed destined to fooled me
who would have thought it
certainly not yours truly
before you sign again
remember what you done, did
I'm telling you face to face
this ain't a note left on the fridge

Maybe Moving In Together Wasn't Such A Good Idea

On the occasional Friday we'd stay in
The league turned down
and no one coming round
now the lounge is crowded
and you've scratched "Super Dude 1"
c'mon boy break the lease and take the money and run

Maybe Moving In Together Wasn't Such A Good Idea

About Moving In Together:
Around the beginning of 1990, Nic would yell out "maybe moving in together wasn't such a good idea!" in between songs at Sneeze gigs.

Dancin' Dollars
Dancin' dollar
dancin' dollars
dancin' dollar
dancin' dollars
dancin' dollar
dancin' dollars
dancin' dollar
dancin' dollars
??

Tittie Bar
There in lies the rub
closing time at the Tittie Bar
dancin' dollars
dance away
throw away my pay check
throw away my pain
closing time at the Tittie Bar
walk alone back to my car
there in lies the rub
closing time at the Tittie Bar

B.U.
I believe
18 to 24 is a window of opportunity
for a lonely guy like me
so I'm gonna enroll
as a mature age student
I'm gonna sit up the back of the class
and check out the ass.
Did You Know??
B.U. stands for Boston University.

I Got A Type
I got a type, he's got a type
let me fill you in, he's got a type
she's got to be short, short
dark hair
a little woggy
yeah, I got a type, he's got a type
na na na na na...

Well, I got a type, he's got a type
let me join the dots for you, he's got a type
she's got to be short, short
dark hair
a little woggy
yeah, I got a type, he's got a type
yeah, I got a type, he's got a type
na na na na na...
yeah, I got a type, he's got a type

Casual Cashew Daddy
I see you've made some toast
does that mean you're going to stay
or are you just hungry
and you've going to go on your way
so take a shower or two
and make some long distance calls
and finish off the soup
'cause I'm your casual cashew daddy
I'm just your casual cashew daddy
I'm just your casual cashew daddy, oha

And when we break up
I get to keep the makeup
yeah, and the licorice jar
'cause I'm your casual cashew daddy
I'm just your casual cashew daddy
I'm just your casual cashew daddy, oha
I'm just your casual cashew daddy
yeah I'm just your (c-a-s-u-a-l Deedee why, why Deedee, why) casual cashew daddy
I'm just your casual cashew daddy, oha

I Want To Be A Woman (Part 2)
'Cause I want to be a woman
a livin', lovin', givin', kinda woman
dressed so fine, good looking kinda woman
I want a sex change operation
the ladies room is my destination
I'm hanging out with the boys
my penis my choice
'cause I want to be a woman
livin', lovin', givin', kind, a woman
dressed so fine, and looking kind, a woman
come on girl, you know you can do it

Sex Gang Of The Year
ooh, oh my darlin'
it's the sex gang of the year

La fleur est très bleu, comme toi
La fleur est très bleu, comme toi

ooh, oh my darlin'
it's the sex gang of the year

does it make, does it make you feel
does it make, does it make you feel alright

ooh, oh my darlin'
it's the sex gang of the year

there comes a time
when you know what they want
it could be mine, it could be yours
??

shhh! sex gang
shhh! sex gang
shhh! sex gang

Did You Know??
Part of this song is sung in french. The singer is Nic's 9 yr old (at the time) neice Isis and even she can't remember what she sang! Something about a flower.

Janice translated it as: the flower is very blue, like you

I Believe In Marrickville (Parts 1 & 2)
Call me, when your new love is through love
cause ours is true love
and I'm totally totally totally in love
falling from the trees, and love
picked up by the breeze, love
take off work forget my pay, love
just like a summer's day, in love
cause I'm totally totally totally in love
when that look gets in your eye, and love
watch it float across the sky, love
picked up by the breeze, your love
has got me down on my knees in love
cause I'm totally totally totally
call me when your new love is through love
I'm so blue love
and I'm totally totall totally totally totally in love.

Well I guess you know what you're doing
yeah, for the first time I do
I won't be leaving cause I don't believe in you
but I remember you swore
when our love broke down you'd be gone
I miss spoke, cause girl this ain't no joke
now I'm staying on
so don't give me no lip
when you see me on the strip
cause I'm a local now
and I'll take the night ride
to the west side of the city
yeah, god i love
4 2 3 Vietnamese
on the west side of the city
don't give me no lip
when you see me on the strip
cause I'm a local now
give me no lip
when you see me on the strip
I'm a local now

Ain't No Love On The Road
There's guilt sex and there's drunk sex
and there's lust
but there ain't no love on the road
on the road
I said there ain't no love on the road

Well it's group sex, or it's no sex
and there's hoes
but there ain't no love on the road
on the road
I said there ain't no love on the road

There's guilt sex and there's drunk sex
and there's lust
but there ain't no love on the road

I've Lost The Spirit To Rock & Roll
I've seen the future of rock and roll
sittin' at home listening to my stereo
if I care at all it might look pretty bleek
my career's humming in the shower once a week
cause I've lost the spirit to rock and roll
I've lost the spirit to rock and roll

I'm feeling down but that's ok
rock and roll is just the blues sped up
mystery band from the USA are playing next door for free
I'm not going

I've lost the spirit to rock and roll
I've lost the spirit to rock and roll
I've lost the spirit to rock and roll
I've lost the spirit to rock and roll
didn't see that coming

I've seen the future of rock and roll
still sitting at home watching my stereo
I've lost the spirit of rock and roll
I've got the same old strings
I think at least four of them
at night alone community radio is just a no go zone
I think it always was
and I didn't see that coming

wu-li
wu-li
wu-li

I Want To Be A Woman (Part 1)
'Cause I want to be a woman
livin', lovin', givin', kind, a woman
'cause I want to be a woman
dressed so fine, and looking kind, a woman
I want a sex change operation
the ladies room is my destination
I'm hanging out with the boys
my penis my choice
'cause I want to be a woman
livin', lovin', givin', kind, a woman
come on girl, you know you can do it

Welcome Back Succubus
Succubus, succubus, succubus

When we're walking home
late at night
shine...

Did You Know??
Sneeze were played on the Australian version of the TV show Big Brother. During the final episode they were played five times.

Too Much Man To Be My Woman (Reprise)
[ Instrumental ]

(You've Never) Had Sex Sober
You've never had sex sober
you've never strayed in the dark
and in the morning you don't know where you are
remember when we used to dance

You've never had sex sober
you don't know how love begins
you sure know when it's over
with the day light sinking in
no, no
remember when we used to dance

You've never had sex sober
you've never strayed in the dark
and in the morning you don't know where you are
you've never had sex sober
you've never slept through the night
you've never had sex cryin' out
well, at least in day light
never had sex sober
never strayed in the dark
I'll take the headache over heartache everytime

Isle Of Lesbos
I'm a stow away to the isle of Lesbos
going to hide in the bushes
voyeur supreme boys
you know what I mean

I'm a stow away to the isle of Lesbos
going to hop through the bushes
voyeur supreme girls
you know what I mean

Girl, It's Time We Had A Man To Man
Girl, it's time we had a man to man
'cause I know, 'cause you know
you're about to get your first boyfriend
there's no rush for heart break

I know tht you may worry 'cause I'm only 17
but I've learnt more than what I've seen in movies and magazines
'cause I know, 'cause you know
I know you both, I know you won't
take it easy, take it slow
'cause there's still time for heart ache
but I can't wait

Girl, it's time we had a man to man
'cause I know (I know you know) (I know I know)
you're about to get your first boyfriend
there's no rush for heart break
I can't wait anymore
there's still time for heart ache
I can't wait anymore
there'll be love for you
sweet child

This Is The Song Only Young Girls Can Hear
This is the song only young girls can hear...
About This Is The Song:
This is the only song Sneeze have ever covered. It is an unrecorded Evan Dando song.




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